So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
honey bunches of taint.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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