trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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