It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
