Ambien. No doubt about it.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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