OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize