At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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