Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Randomize
