I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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