driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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