Christians are straight up FREAKS
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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