Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Randomize
