Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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