I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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