love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
