I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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