I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
