He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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