Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
one might say we're banned from that church
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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