I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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