Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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