just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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