So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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