when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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