Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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