I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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