People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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