Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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