So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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