He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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