I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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