so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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