my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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