i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
