If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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