3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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