We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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