who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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