i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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