gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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