Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
how does that bad decision feel?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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