Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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