i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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