Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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