he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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