I just threw up on my dentist
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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