jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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