38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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