No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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