Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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