Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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