i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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