so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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