Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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