As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
