I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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