I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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