he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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