Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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