I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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