That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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